The Homo Randomus' Guide to Whateve'

Acknowledgement

Come on guys, no need to thank me!

Motto

Sharing stuff is the surest way to plagiarism, not to appreciation; thank goodness human beings are masochistic optimists and self-conceited altruists.

Preamble

Because practice is to theory what an image is to words;

Because, as a Romanian, you are taught to fi(n)gure practice out of theory and not the other way round;

Because, still as a Romanian, you immediately find out that the above mentioned oh-so-very-hard-thought learning pattern fails to reach its goal more often than not;

Because you are sick and tired of long and elaborated how to's which take a week only to read;

Because, let's face it, this is internet so you shouldn't be surprised if this is another random crap;

Because I am a woman and I just cannot shut up;

And, of course,

Because is for free (at least 'till I find a publisher... yeah.) 

Author's considerations
I know, I know; you don't need to spit it on my face. You hate me. I know this because like you, I hated the sickening lucky bastards before me who, not more brilliant but definitely faster than me, had worded and turned to profit ideas that happened to cross my mind too.
Curious as I am, I've always wanted to know how it feels to shut everyone's mouth and to see the shift in people's perception when it comes to my own person; something like: "I hated her  before. I double-hate her now!"
So don't be sad or depressed or something. Be patient and wait your turn.
This is it for now, my hamsters, but I will supplement this  in the future as I feel appropriate and truthful to my  ♥

Oh, yeah, almoust forgot. This virtual(ly impossible) book is (i guess) a 90% parody, 10% reality guide to all sort of more or less useful things. In case you were still wondering arround like a copper leaf in the autumn air.